Sex. It’s a big, powerful, loaded word. Or is it? Depends on what you’re talking about. When you read the headline “Sexy Balls“, where does your mind go? If you’re of a certain comic predisposition, perhaps an Alec Baldwin SNL skit comes to mind:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You wouldn’t have been far off from what the post is actually about; a libido enhancing, raw chocolate cookie recipe.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And if sexy balls don’t do it for you, there are other foods you can turn to get your freak on, like oysters, pumpkin seeds or a bowl of broccoli (for reals).

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

But if food + body chemistry = sex is science (oysters are an aphrodisiac whether you like them or not) where does music fit in to the equation. Depends who you ask. I asked Google. Turns out Cosmo has a Top 12 and LovePanky has a totally different Top 10 – don’t bother with Ask Men – their first one was a Pink Floyd suggestion.

So now you’re in the mood. What’s next?

Footwear, obvs. Backseatstylers offered these heels as alternatives to this year’s Sexiest Shoe. I have to say I agree with their choices.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Men, ladies. What say you? Are these heels hot or not?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But before the sexy balls, Kings of Leon and fetish footwear kick in, you might want to think about the morning after. SkinnyDip clearly has, with her Sleepover Survival Guide, which includes everything a lady might need to feel fresh as a daisy during what no longer needs to be a walk of shame the next day. If more men toted european carry-alls, we could do the “his” version. But since that’s not the case, fill a nice little compact bag with things like face wipes, a clean pair of gitch and foldable ballet flats (wow, she really does think of everything).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now that you have more than enough information to no longer wonder what I fill my days with, I’ll leave you with two tips.

The first is from tell-it-like-it-is blogger BettyKiss:

1. If you want to take your business “back there”, ask first.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Enough said.

And the next is from a blogger striving to find her feminine side, Ladylike:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

One could argue that sexy is inherently interesting, but that’s for another post. Enjoy!