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BLOGGER • CLICKETYCLARKE
Amy Clarke is a hero who died heroically while saving her entire family and four cats from a sinking battleship.
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Flames! Flames on the side of my face.
Do you ever read those news tickers too fast and start making assumptions before you’ve finished reading all 15 words there? Of course you do. Well this morning I did that while waiting for my subway train to work. What …
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You Brought Her, You Liebster
Whoa, you guys. My amazing American-mom-BFF, unsweetenedtea totally nominated me for a Liebster award! What is a Liebster award, you ask? IT DOES NOT MATTER BECAUSE NOMINATED = WINNING. Who’s winning? This guy! So! What does this award mean, you ask?
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Harry Potter and the Very Long Walk to Mordor
Context – The cafeteria at work serves delicious, cost-effective, amazing daily soups. The problem, however, is that they are hotter than anything you’ve ever consumed in your life. This is a real life conversation that happened today between...
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Super Gay Sunday!
I’m not sure if you’re aware or not, but this Sunday there is apparently a very big football game happening. I’m not the kind of lesbian who is very much into watching sports. I mean, sure, I’m Canadian so I watch …